Your warmth, depth, your bodily fluids

Your warmth, depth, your bodily fluids

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Dark Valentine Postcard

Take a break from sexting, and stun your valentine with an old-fashioned Dark Valentine postcard

Capture your love story and secret fantasies on this limited edition Dark Valentine postcard. Make a sweet and naughty gesture to your significant someone, and send them a note they’ll never forget! Printed with love, this Dark Valentine card is made of 4 layers of uncoated luxe paper, making them extra-thick and ready to suck all your ink. So lick your stamp wet and get gushing.

Feeling lazy? Let us dispatch your postcard for you. Send us your message, and we’ll hand write, stamp and send it straight to your Valentine — and we won’t even take any credit for it.

Dimensions 14.8 x 10.5 cm

Paper 2 sheets of 600 gsm black Mohawk sandwiched by 2 sheets of 600 gsm Mohawk Superfine

Size Extra-thick

Finish Uncoated

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